I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I
would build a _______ just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
HA! THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN!!
I saw a post/prompt by ohmypreciousgirl earlier today about using the season 1 blooper reel where Oliver and Laurel fall off the bed as inspiration for a ‘5 times’ fic where O and F try to have sex five times and fail spectacularly each time. And it sort of got stuck in my head and I spent the afternoon thinking about these five times. And then I popped open a magnum of pinot and spent the night writing about these five times. Plus the one time they did. :)
It was so much fun and I’m really glad I did this even if it took away from TLT for a night. But that shit is getting heavy and this was a nice change of pace.
So, enjoy! Hope you like!
Omg, i still cant stop laughing! This was so amazingly hilarious and the perfect way to end my friday night. Thank you!
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
So apparently some rich French guy was sitting around one day and wanted to sit in the middle of the desert and watch Dune with his friends. So he made a theater and then it turns out It was a really, really bad idea and not a single movie was shown there. The local’s in the middle of somewhere Egypt didn’t like the idea for some reason and sabotaged it. Now there’s a random theater in the middle of the desert and some day no one will know why.
Sketches I started last night that will remain unfinished.
How the hell do you manage to make sketches look gorgeous? I don’t understand! Ugh… I am in awe of your talent. I really do hope you flesh these out. They are absolutely stunning.
Why not use his millions and actually become Batman? He is really missing an opportunity here.
It would cost a lot more to actually be Batman than he has. Now You Know:
//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
A/N: After much demand, I’ve decided to add two more parts to this series. So only one more after this and then it will be complete. I’m actually really surprised and happy how this turned out and I hope that everyone else likes it! Side note: Al-Adaala roughly means Justice. Oh, and in the final part there will be smexy goodness abound. You are forwarned!
Disclaimer: Any mistakes are mine and I own nothing.
It had been three years since Felicity had seen Starling City. Three years since she had died. Three years since she had been resurrected. Three long years since she had seen her team. Seen Oliver. Now that she was standing at the precipice of being able to go home, she wondered if she should. So much had changed in those three years. Felicity wasn’t the same person anymore.
Alright… Alright… Alright…
Waiting to see how this plays out before I say another word.
But, god DAMN! I need this last part like I need AIR!
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.